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(HELP ME) FASTEST WAY TO PASS A DRUG TEST

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Help me. I Got 10 days starting now to pass a Piss test for weed, and a blood test for weed/narcotics in my system. I smoked about 2 blunts in past week, took 6 kolonopines today. I need to know how fast to get this shit out of my system! Please Thanks YOU

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Sweat ALOT, drink water and piss alot also but try to sweat alot fastest way to take it out. or buy something at a smoke shop that cleans you.

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go running for about 2-3 hours a day. sweat as much as you can humanly can. drink a gallon of water and cranberry juice, and piss out as much as you possibly can. you'll pass it in 10 days.

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Not too sure about the blood test, but cranberry juice, and a lot of water helps. My brother passed a test in a week from drinking 2-3 cups of cranberry juice and 1 gallon of water a day. Probably more. Good luck with that.

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[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]kolonopin you should be fine, say you get anxiety attacks or that you cant sleep at night, both are reasonable reasons to take it.[/size][/font]

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My Uncle use to have many ways of getting all drugs out of his system. He use to drink gallons of cranberry juice, drink some watered-down vinegar, or there's these pills that you can go to places like Walmart and Walgreen's and buy that clean your urinary tract of drugs so that when tested for drugs, you'll appear that you haven't been taking any. My Dad on the other hand would take and have someone piss in a medical prescription container and put the cap on tight and sneak it in with him and then when he's suppose to be pissing in the whatever they give you to piss in then he would quickly put the pee in the prescription container into the one that he was gonna give to them

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Weed stays in your blood for 2-3 days depending on how much and how many you use.

try all the above said...

- Sweat
- Drink water (ALOT!)
- Drink cranberry juice
- Drink red bull... <-- this will reduce a lot of the leftover thc in your blood and makes you piss a lot.. I passed a test to with this.

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Start thinking about a good excuse of why you tested negative. Your friends were smoking not you etc because you're Fucked imo because weed isn't 2-3 days lmfao.

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[quote name='IWillNotChange' timestamp='1332446317' post='8008081']
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]kolonopin you should be fine, say you get anxiety attacks or that you cant sleep at night, both are reasonable reasons to take it.[/size][/font]
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You need a prescription from psychiatrist for it or else you can still be charged. Anyways not to worry about it, it will be gone from your system within a week max (if you're a heavy user).

With weed you should be in the clear also, but just to be safe drink lots of liquid and do some excersising. THC binds itself to fat cells so excersise helps to release it into your bloodstream faster so you can sweat/piss it out quicker.

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thc stays in your fat cells for 28-30 days . so depending on how fat you are is how long it will tame to get rid of it , not how much u smoked

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[quote name='Jointy' timestamp='1334050347' post='8116659']
Niacin/drinking hella water u can pass a next day drug test
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u have to take the niacin pills like 1-3hrs before . i have two friends on probation . and thats what they do they pass every time

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First thing you need to go buy some Createan, this is what body builders use, this increases your mutablalism. Sorry for my bad spelling... Then you also need Vitiman B Complex. You also need to drink alot of water! Everyday til last 2 days run everyday as much as you can, sweat as much as you can, and drink as much water as you can. The last 2 days drink as much water as you can, also during the 10 days the first 8 you should take creatine and niecien if you can, not needed but helps. Take that stuff til the last 2 days, last days drink as much water as you can.
The day of your test: Drink as much water as soon as you wake up, 2 gallons if you can, 4 hrs before the test take 2 asprin ever 2 hrs til the test. Also EAT HEALTHY! If you do that your piss test should pass, blood, thats a different story, you might get fucked over on that one. BTW Dont do a piss test, if you do make sure the following. Same gender piss. Make sure its 97 degree's Ferenhite.

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exercise lots and eat really healthy. Drink a cup of green tea every twice a day. I promise you it will be out your system!

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[quote name='Wamoo' timestamp='1334944135' post='8194127']
Don't do drugs.
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Wrote "don't do drugs" on 4/20. nice try

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